Funny Quotes about dating
| Â | “I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.”
— Gary Shandling |
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| Â | “Envy is what makes you, when an acquaintance is lustily telling you that she’s dating a Greek god of a guy, ask, ‘Which one, Hades?’ ”
— Regina Barreca |
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| Â | “A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows.”
— Monica Piper |
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| Â | “When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend’s Dad. He said, ‘I want my daughter back by 8:15.’ I said, ‘The middle of August? Cool!’ ”
— Steven Wright |
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|  | “I date this girl for two years—and then the nagging starts: ‘I wanna know your name…’ ”
— Mike Binder |
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| Â | Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
— Mike Binder |
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